{"id":9418,"date":"2014-10-15T08:38:41","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T13:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/?p=9418"},"modified":"2014-10-15T09:30:26","modified_gmt":"2014-10-15T14:30:26","slug":"oh-just-fml","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/oh-just-fml\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, just FML"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to work at home today, and the workers in the mudhole that is my street are right under my window &#8230; this is after having to remove a drowned centipede from the cats&#8217; water bowl, clean up the litter box after one of them pooped over the side, and clean up the other one&#8217;s puke, twice. This is the white one that rushes downstairs and eats too fast. Often I let the self cleaning feature kick in &#8211; that is, if I don&#8217;t clean up the puke right away the black one eats it, but didn&#8217;t have the stomach (ha) for that this morning.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to update my post for a <a href=\"http:\/\/schoolwoods.com\/dinner\/\">Dinner at DebS<\/a> event from my iPhone, while I was still in bed, and deleted the form to sign up part of it. I think I have it all back now. Don&#8217;t even get me started on the problems of trying to post the event on Facebook, and choose photos that I own copyright to &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>All before 8:00 AM.<\/p>\n<p>And I still need to do the fluff cat&#8217;s litter and feed her.<\/p>\n<p>And oh, right, I&#8217;m supposed to be working. Sigh. But it&#8217;s not 9:00 yet, so I can indulge. Haven&#8217;t brushed my teeth yet, either, is that TMI?<\/p>\n<p>And, it&#8217;s official, I totally miss the <a href=\"http:\/\/schoolwoods.com\/\">supper club<\/a>. Yesterday, somebody asked me if they could rent the space, and it got me all nostalgic. Now that the seasons are changing, I miss thinking about menus, planning menus, buying the food, COOKING.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, off to work I go &#8211; here&#8217;s some calorie-free birthday cake, that I made for myself in 2011, that is also a supper club website banner image.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cropped-ban_2011bdaycake.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9419\" src=\"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cropped-ban_2011bdaycake-400x115.jpg\" alt=\"cropped-ban_2011bdaycake\" width=\"400\" height=\"115\" srcset=\"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cropped-ban_2011bdaycake-400x115.jpg 400w, https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cropped-ban_2011bdaycake-650x187.jpg 650w, https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cropped-ban_2011bdaycake-900x259.jpg 900w, https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cropped-ban_2011bdaycake.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, jeez &#8211; it continues &#8211; I went down to wash my face &#038; brush my teeth, and was feeling sorry for myself because the soap squirted out of my hands, and I bumped my head on the sink when I retrieved it. But when I got back upstairs it was worse. I <em>always<\/em> put my drinks on the printer stand instead of the computer table when I work at home, but somehow, today, I left my coffee and my water on the computer table &#8211; and fluff cat splashed water all over. Fortunately(??!!) my new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldcat.org\/oclc\/830813816\">Learning Responsive Web Design<\/a> book made a dam, and the laptop was spared.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9425\" style=\"width: 347px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/2014-10-15-09.25.03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9425\" src=\"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/2014-10-15-09.25.03-337x450.jpg\" alt=\"Learning Responsive Web design, interleaved for drying. I guess I learned some stuff in my preservation courses in library school. It&#039;s only paper towel, and will leave a crinkle pattern on the pages, but at least I&#039;ll be able to read them.\" width=\"337\" height=\"450\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/2014-10-15-09.25.03-337x450.jpg 337w, https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/2014-10-15-09.25.03-487x650.jpg 487w, https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/2014-10-15-09.25.03-900x1200.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 337px) 100vw, 337px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9425\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Learning Responsive Web design, interleaved for drying. I guess I learned some stuff in my preservation courses in library school. It&#8217;s only paper towel, and will leave a crinkle pattern on the pages, but at least I&#8217;ll be able to read them.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to work at home today, and the workers in the mudhole that is my street are right under my window &#8230; this is after having to remove a drowned centipede from the cats&#8217; water bowl, clean up the litter box after one of them pooped over the side, and clean up the other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[217,173,274,254],"class_list":["post-9418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-accidents","tag-cats","tag-kvetching","tag-working-at-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9418"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9427,"href":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9418\/revisions\/9427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/debslunch.com\/debslunchblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}